some jokes about Chemistry:
Q: What is the Chemical Formula of “Coffee”?
A: CoFe2
Q: What is the chemical formula for “banana”?
A: BaNa2
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says “We don’t serve noble gasses in here.”
Helium doesn’t react.
Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I’ve got my ion you.
Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it’s pretty basic stuff.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.
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